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Jack Johnson CDs 3 by banpaia-kami Jack Johnson CDs 3 :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Jack Johnson CDs 2 by banpaia-kami Jack Johnson CDs 2 :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Jack Johnson CDs by banpaia-kami Jack Johnson CDs :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Jack Johnson art-poster by banpaia-kami Jack Johnson art-poster :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Jack Johnson poster by banpaia-kami Jack Johnson poster :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 I'm a Madman by banpaia-kami I'm a Madman :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 1 11
Have I ever told you how grand you appear in that tailor-tight suit?
Have I ever told you how slim you seem these days, despite that 42 inch waist?
Have I ever told you how disgusting you are?
Fingers dripping peanut oil!
Lips painted with candied sugar!
You inflated your eyes bigger than your stomach and
Choked on upchucked empty words!
An annual check to World Hunger Relief even fails to match that of your
Starbucks espresso.
Oh, so generous.
Do you know what I see when I look at you?
A gluttonous skeleton of a man,
His heart disintegrating, diagnosed with hypocrisy and
Fat-coated arteries!
And what can break my heart even more so than your suicidal diet?
Seeing real skeletons limp behind your shadow, beggar's hat in hand.
The niños of Guatemala
The kinders of Sierra Leone
The al-atfal of Pakistan
The children on the corner of your street!
Wiping away tears from their parched lips.
Watching you clean the ketchup from your chin!
Their concave bodies reveal stories of buried broth
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Disillusionment by banpaia-kami Disillusionment :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 10 I've Got an Angel by banpaia-kami I've Got an Angel :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Ur Shadow Walks Faster Than U by banpaia-kami Ur Shadow Walks Faster Than U :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 1 0 Who Broke the Moonlight by banpaia-kami Who Broke the Moonlight :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 When You're so Lonely by banpaia-kami When You're so Lonely :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 2 0 Traffic in the Sky by banpaia-kami Traffic in the Sky :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 Time to Swim Ashore by banpaia-kami Time to Swim Ashore :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 9 The World Has its Ways by banpaia-kami The World Has its Ways :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0 The Shadows of the Clouds by banpaia-kami The Shadows of the Clouds :iconbanpaia-kami:banpaia-kami 0 0


Dia de los Muertos by SilentReaper Dia de los Muertos :iconsilentreaper:SilentReaper 3,594 139 Contest: Rapunzel by DZIU09 Contest: Rapunzel :icondziu09:DZIU09 160 6 Langford by Bstoker Langford :iconbstoker:Bstoker 1 2 Terror grey by AingealArEagla Terror grey :iconaingealareagla:AingealArEagla 2 0 Hawkeye Wallpaper by Kera-Ilabaca-Belle Hawkeye Wallpaper :iconkera-ilabaca-belle:Kera-Ilabaca-Belle 75 15 Hawkeye by VencaSeitl Hawkeye :iconvencaseitl:VencaSeitl 1,358 168 Leverage series The Hitter by jagespages Leverage series The Hitter :iconjagespages:jagespages 113 45 Leverage series The Thief by jagespages Leverage series The Thief :iconjagespages:jagespages 65 6 Sunflowers by kitty-canon Sunflowers :iconkitty-canon:kitty-canon 2 0 The Man with the Key by Shire-Rock The Man with the Key :iconshire-rock:Shire-Rock 467 58 Sunflower by DZIU09 Sunflower :icondziu09:DZIU09 116 16
I Am
I am the son of Black Flag's Damaged and a Dave Mustaine thrash riff. Grew up on the bible but threw it out for Nevermind the Bullocks, Here's the Sex Pistols. I am that black-clad, wallet-chain jingling, plaid shoe wearing, jackass son of a bitch from the wrong side of 165th your daddy hates to see at the front door. Pretentious? Oh, most definitely. Naive? Hell yeah. I single-handedly graduated high school second in my class to go to college and throw away a lucrative engineering life for these words and paragraphs.
I am Glen Danzigs little killer, suffocating the conservative, capitalistic ideas my parents decided to hand down to me with Thomas the Tank Engine toys and a Precious Moments childrens bible. I eat progressive rock and shit power chords. Henry Rollins is my mother. Neil Peart my dad.
I am a dreamer, some Dr. Pepper bottle waiting in line in the soda cooler at Speedway to be drank by an obese, middle-aged nothing. With zealous fervor I cry AnARcHy!
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No one ever gets to me. by alicexz No one ever gets to me. :iconalicexz:alicexz 3,030 101 Moriarty by alicexz Moriarty :iconalicexz:alicexz 5,370 233 Jim Moriarty by Hallamo-H Jim Moriarty :iconhallamo-h:Hallamo-H 14 0 Massive Art Theft by Aegis-Illustration Massive Art Theft :iconaegis-illustration:Aegis-Illustration 148 113



United States
Favourite genre of music: Acoustic + Rock
Favourite style of art: Traditional
Shell of choice: Snail shells!
Skin of choice: Albino!
Favourite cartoon character: L + Soul + Neuro
Hey guys,

Not trying to bug you with a charity request but Music for Relief is raising funds for earthquake & tsunami recovery in Japan. Proceeds for this campaign will be contributed to Save the Children in Japan to provide child care services and financial support to children at risk of not continuing school, psychological support, as well as play zones for those who cannot play outside due to radiation fears.

You can donate to my page here. :star:… :star: Please, this is an awesome charity and any donation will make you a hero in the victims' and my eyes!

I love you all! :heart: ~Kerstin
  • Listening to: When They Come for Me -Linkin Park


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dont-be-a-robot Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
Hey!!! We haven't talked in awhile! How's it going? :D
banpaia-kami Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Gosh I'm sorry late reply! I actually rarely go on here anymore :) I'm doing well, just kind of bored as usual during the summer. I went to Michigan for a week to see some family and now I'm just keeping myself busy here. But how are you doing? I miss you! :D
dont-be-a-robot Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
That's okay, haha I shoulda messaged you on tumblr instead or something :P That must've been a nice change from the hot weather here! I'm doing pretty good, getting ready for a show on the fourth of July at Madeira Beach, if you're free you should come! :D I miss you too!!
banpaia-kami Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Gosh I'm so sorry I missed your show. But I bet you were awesome! I love your voice and music so much! Man I am terrible at replying on here now. And I have a thousand deviations to look at haha. How's Liam and your mom? Not terrorizing you I hope haha. Love you! :D
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jagespages Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thx for the two Levrerage faves.
banpaia-kami Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
No problem! That are really well done! :heart:
rhonda1998 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student Artist
will you join my group?
banpaia-kami Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
renisanz Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:. :)
banpaia-kami Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
of course!
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